Trailer #1: It's not you (I'm giving up on), it's me...

Backing track: Twenty One Pilots - Midwest Indigo

 "OK, so on a scale of 1 to "oof" how do you rate this bit?"
"Geez..." Bolidlocks calculated, "about a 7 or an 8. Yeah, an 8."
"Yeah? Huh, alright, what about this one?" 
"About a 5 or a 6."
"Really? Odd. When Ian sent me thru his review-notes that was the one that he found worthy of note. They're both gut-punch moments, but what was it about the earlier one that landed for you?"
"See, you've always been someone I've had a great deal of respect for, even admired..."
"OK, so first thing: thank you. 
"And second thing: Thank You. 
"But third: so when you read the 'in failure what the fuck worth have I?' bit..."
"Yeah."
"Shit man, that must have really hit you where you live."
"Yeah." 

"Shit.
"Yeah, OK.

"Fuck."